?Detritus

The Ankh-Morpork Knitters' Guild, on Ravelry,had a small swap, themed around Detritus the troll.



We packaged up some 'detritus' of our own, from our stashes, and posted it off to our swap partner.
This is what I got:



Wonderful! One woman's detritus is another woman's diamond mine.

Happy Halloween!

Buttoned up

It's finished. How I agonised in Boyes about the buttons. I never really liked the duck and gingerbread man shaped buttons when j was small. I found they never worked well as buttons and was always worried he'd get hurt on them. So, plain wooden it is.



Woke up early with clicking sinuses and a runny nose this morning so I got up after an unsuccessful wrestle with my book light. Decided to make some porridge, but remembered that I'm due to go for fasting bloods this morning so sewed the buttons on instead. It's not the same, really, it's not.

Can you tell what it is yet?

This looks rather like the very first scarf I made when I was about 7. It won't lie straight and the width varies in places.



After a few moments of origami (I struggled with this, I have terrible spatial awareness:



I'll put up another picture when I've seamed and blocked it and sewn on some buttons.

WLS update

I don't intend this to become a weight loss surgery blog, but it's what going on in my life at the moment so bear with me even if it's a bit boring or the idea disturbs you.

I had an appointment with Mr Small at Sunderland today. It's the third step towards NHS funded weight-loss surgery in this region:

Step 1 - GP referral
Step 2 - Attend information seminar
Step 3 - Appointment in clinic - see surgeon, dietician and set weight-loss target
Step 4 - Review in clinic
Step 5 - If weight loss target met, join waiting list for surgery
Step 6 - Gastroscopy and blood test
Step 7 - Weight loss surgery

Mr Small and the dietician were satisfied that I have made a sufficient commitment to losing weight to go to step 6. I feel ridiculously rewarded, like one of my pupils getting the 'Attitude of the week' award.



So, next step, gastroscopy. Not really looking forward to that, but it will help make a decision about whether I'm a good candidate for a band or whether a Roux en y would be more appropriate. I've got my fingers crossed for band.

BSJ redux

We were woken up by the Police helicopter this morning. It was low and around for a long time. We have quite long, mature gardens here and I imagine they would be good hiding places for anyone trying to avoid the road-based police.

After checking that there weren't any fugitives from the law in our garden we went for a crisp walk along the beach this morning. It's so good to see some daylight and get some fresh air after a long, exhausting week at work.

Unfortunately, I forgot to take my camera, so here are some pictures of early Autumn from the garden.










I've restarted the Baby Surprise Jacket after frogging the Sunshine Yarns version, which was too scratchy.
This time I'm using an unknown stash yarn, which looks a lot like an Opal or Regia self-patterning sock yarn.

This morning's post

This morning's post brought me an appointment to see Mr Small, the bariatric surgeon at Sunderland. I didn't think it would ever come around. I feel like I have been doing quite well on the weight loss front, but I seem to have been battling the same pound for weeks. It comes off, it goes back on, it comes off again and so on.

The post also brought me this:



I'm looking for a lacey sock pattern to do it justice. Perfect for work, but hard on the eyes during the knitting process.